This may sound like an odd title but I swear to God it is true.
It all started at my track meet today (it was a home meet). I was running late so I didn't have time to go to the bathroom inside before it started. So I run the 100 m dash, the 400x200 relay, and I do the long jump. Well after the long jump I really had to go the bathroom. I didn't want to pee my pants ( or in this case ugly gym shorts) during the race! That would be soooo embarrassing. So I found the girl's bathroom up at the track. Big Mistake.
I walk in and there is this gross hallway with peeling paint and spiders scuttling out the door behind me. The stalls' locks don't work and the toilets are freakin nasty and when flushed they sound like Moaning Myrtle! The sinks were old and weird looking with antique faucets. There was a hand dryer and I made the mistake of pressing the button and it was EXTREMELY loud it would not turn off!
So all in all it was the Entrance to the Chamber of Secrets. Yuck.
lol
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